My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
two words...techno handjob
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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