my vag is so smooth its legendary
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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