He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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