Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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