Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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