She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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