okay pat passed out under dana's car
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
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