I got chris browned last night
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Randomize
