so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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