Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
Randomize
