I don't think brook has ever known best
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
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