hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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