I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
We need to rekindle our bromance
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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