I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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