which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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