i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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