I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I am never drinking with the goths again.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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