he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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