Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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