Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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