I got chris browned last night
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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