what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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