I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Randomize
