kristin has been a bad kristin
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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