I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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