how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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