Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
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