another moral hangover. fuck.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
