the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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