Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
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