i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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