I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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