HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
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