Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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