Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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