What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
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