I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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