he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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