So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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