If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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