love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
third nipple confirmed
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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