I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Randomize
