I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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