we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
