Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
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