I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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