David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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