Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
She announced her abortion via fbk
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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