I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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