Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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