Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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