His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
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