My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
This toilet bowl is my home.
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