I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
He did a backflip because drugs
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