I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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