Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
just found out that she named her cat after me.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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